February 22, 2005

• Something that’s really funny to me is when someone tells me something, I disagree (and in fact, i am 100% sure that i’m correct)……but then at a later time I find out that I was wrong….

  
  

  Here’s an example:

  
  

  I’m on a diet throughout the year.  Most of the year i’m dedicated to not following this diet (or gym schedule) one bit….however, I still like to eat “healthy” as often as possible…..

  
  

  One of the key ways that I try to keep my weight down is by eliminating sugar from my diet.  No soda.  No candy.   I have a TON of other junk but I try to keep soda and sugar out of my diet.  I TRY keeping bread away too, but it doesn’t work out all the time.

  
  

  back to my story….

  
  

  I used to vehemently argue the fact that Equal was the best sugar substitue.  I mean….Sweet N Low just tastes like rat poison…..of course i’ve never tasted rat poison but i would imagine that it tastes the same.

  
  

  But now I have this amazing gift (from god????)—Splenda.

  
  

  And so, the other day, I told my mom that “oh my god, Equal is horrible”

  
  

  That’s all they have at work….no splenda 
  and she was like “see, i told you so!! Equal is horrible”

  
  

  
  But Splenda….wow.
  And it tastes SOOOO freaking good.
  I like Splenda.
  It’s sweet.
  Splenda makes me horny.
  And Splenda makes me smile.
  

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