All smokers should die.
Simple. I am sick and tired of having to walk behind these morons. Smoking should be illegal, but that is beside the point. I understand that (under the current law) these morons have a right to smoke. However, I also have a right to not get stuck behind them all the time when i’m walking around Manhattan whether it be during lunch or before or after work. I was so tempted to tell some stupid girl yesterday to “quit smoking” when i passed her on the street. The constant smell of fumes from these people are ridiculous. PLUS it’s unhealthy and DISGUSTING.
I’ve also been thinking a lot how people are like stocks. Some of them are undervalued, some of them are valued correctly, and some of them are insanely over-valued. I think the value of a person on a totally superficial level is:
1. Looks. How hot are they? Some (women in particular) women simply don’t realize how beautiful they are. THAT is sexy. (this would be an undervalued case) Girl is ridiculously hot but you know that she doesn’t think so. On the other hand, some girls walk around like they are “da bomb shit” and that is repulsive.
2. Brains. Same principle. Some people think they’re smart but they’re morons. Some think they’re stupid but they’re very smart. In my life, I’ve generally found that people that SAY they are smart, are stupid. Most of the smartest people i’ve ever met in my life walk around all the time telling others that they are stupid, when the reality is quite different.
I saw a woman on the train today reading Cosmo. An article she was reading caught my attention so I was trying to peak over. I don’t understand people who get offended by you peaking at their newspaper. It’s just a FREAKIN PUBLIC NEWSPAPER!!!! Some of these people act like I’m peaking into their private diary or something. RELAX PEOPLE!!!!!! But anyway, back to Cosmo. I peaked over and then she TURNED THE PAGE and tried to hold the magazine differently so I couldn’t read it……IT WAS SO OBVIOUS she wanted to read the article as well. Stupid bitch. Anyway, at some point she turned back and continued to read the article. I’ll have to go buy the magazine myself at some point later today. I love cosmo but i never buy/read it. I’d pick it up if I saw it at a hair salon or store or waiting room or friend’s house or whatever. But I’d usually never buy it. Anyway, back to women. Some of these women are so stupid. It was spygirlny http://www.xanga.com/spygirlny who said it best: A guy does not care if you smell like a peach or an apricot or a strawberry. If you’re fat, you can forget it. This is a similiar concept, courtesy of me. HELLO WOMEN OF THE WORLD: STOP READING COSMO. Since so much of the cover of cosmo is devoted to sex, I thought I would help sum it up:
Pottyboomy’s RULES FOR PLEASING YOUR MAN:
1. Do what he wants. If he wants doggie-style, or anal, or wants you to dress up like a nurse, you DO it. If he wants a blowjob every day, you do it. If he wants to have sex in a public phone-booth, you do it. He communicates to you what he wants, and you do it. simple idea, really. THAT is how to please a man.
2. Don’t be fat. If you’re fat you have more important things to do with your life than reading Cosmo, i mean really…..
3. Refer to rules 1 and 2.
Cosmo always has 1,000 things you need to do in order to please your man. I’ve read the articles before, they are bullshit for the most part. There’s only so many things you can POSSIBLY do in the bedroom to drive YOUR MAN WILD. and again, if you need to read an article in order to figure out how to drive him wild you have more problems than trying to drive him wild.
