August 21, 2004
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The horoscope to end all horoscopes…
Okay, so I just got home a few minutes ago, and after making a phone call, getting some milk, getting undressed, kissing my cat Molly, checking email, seeing how much my stock tanked again today, ….yes, in THAT order….I did what I sometimes do before bed (or in the morning)…..yes, I checked my horoscope. Now, I must say—there have been days in my life when my horoscope is so on target that it’s scary……and yeah, i realize that a horsoscope for a given sign on any particular day could apply to almost any person on the face of the earth………
that being said, my horoscope today was frighteningly (yes, that’s a real word…I looked it up to make sure) accurate. It says:
Even if your feelings, rather than your thoughts, are leading you into action now, there is a down-to-earth practicality to what you need to do. You are ready to make change, but it must be for a good reason. The best justification for anything you do is your own values. If you can say, “I’m doing this because I believe in it” then you are doing exactly what you should be at this time in your life.
Maybe it’s not so accurate so much as I really like the message behind what it says.
I wanted to write a lot more, but I got sidetracked by masturbation….was that too much info?





Anyway, it’s past 3 am now…gotta get ready for bed.
Comments (1)
its cool. masturbating is fun. as are horoscopes.