September 9, 2004

• so some girl on hot or not replied to me…..she said i seemed “down to earth”…and asked where i live and how tall i am, cuz she’s tall…5 9″……here’s the letter i sent her:

  Hey Gillian,

   

  how’s it going?  Sorry it took me a while to get back to ya, but I was in a car accident on tues. night and i’ve been kinda occupied w/ things like emergency rooms, car insurance, and oh yeah, my neck and my back….isn’t having a car so much fun!?!??!  to think, i should have been in florida this week, but my flight was canceled (wonderful hurricanes)…so if i was there in FL….well, u get the point…..

   

  down to earth, yes…..but i have to warn you, i’m a little *crazy*…..now, i never said that crazy was a bad thing, in fact, i think it’s good to be a little crazy…….

   

  how tall am i?  uhmmm, i’d say 5 9″  and i live on the border of queens/long island…..i’m in the city a lot, and one of my best friends is gay, so i know exactly where chelsea is 

   

  i’m not too big into the whole online thing, i think it’s a waste of time…..if u wanna meet up one day, that’d be cool….oh yeah, email me your # or something……mine is xxx.xxx.xxx….if u happen to call me, (i hate having to tell everyone i give my # this to)…..if u happen to call me, i have a totally obnoxiously loud voicemail (it’s BLASTING) so watch your ears…and it’s not me on the voicemail recording    

   

  OKAY.  so to recap:   I’m:

   

  1. slightly crazy.

  2. not living in chelsea = poor.

  3. have someone else’s voice on my voicemail message = WACKO.

  4. a bad driver.

  5. a wise-ass

   

  #4 is actually the only false one.  i’m an amazing driver…..i just drive a little…..crazy????

   

  if i havn’t scared you away yet….which actually is kind of my intentions….i dont usually tell people this….but i’ll tell you cuz……well, just cuz……but it’s kind of a test…….i like scaring people away……initially at first anyway……..actually NO….nevermind that….i dont like scaring people away, but i like to TRY to scare them away…..sound crazy??  well, anyone who is friends w/ me or who has had feelings for me…….all those people are/were/will be special because they did/can tolerate someone who, honestly, is a bit off of his rocker.  i like it that way though.  and hopefully you do too. :)   so if this email has at all scared you away, then it served it’s purpose, because it will have essentially saved us both time

   

  have fun,

   

  mark

   

  ps.  did i mention that i’m poor?

   

   

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